redwesdaniels-deactivated201204 asked: Thanks for the follow *tips hard hat*
*He eyes the stranger warily.*
… You’re welcome.
(Oops I died.)
Randall.
Randall.
What? What’d I do?
… I really had to use your toothbrush I’m sorry I really am.
It is not that…
Where were you last night? Why were you still awake in the middle of the night? Did I frighten you or rouse you out of your sleep unintentionally?
Ya woke me up by grabbin’ my ass.
Randall.
Randall.
What? What’d I do?
… I really had to use your toothbrush I’m sorry I really am.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGSYou see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes.
I JUST SOBBED
GOOSE GOT YOU LOOSE
Who da fuck’s this screwball?!
Why da fuck’s he handlin’ dat poor bird like dat?!
(Fucking hell.)
(When the ponies are all over the dashboard and Savior can’t do anything about it…)
(OFF TO THE BARRENS)
God damn fuckin’ missions…
Anonymous asked: Randall made a face at the jiggling; he grabbed at the least jiggly appendage and dragged the thing to the rail road tracks. He pushed it into a cart and kicked out the breaks and let it rolled away letting gravity take that thing far away. Well at least he had something interesting to talk about. END
(Because he usually doesn’t)
drvonrosenfeld asked: What is "sounding"?
Oh jeez Krim.. Why?
I MEAN UH… When somethin’ like a rod or somethin’ is like, inserted into a cock… Yea. That.
Anonymous asked: Randall, huffed angrily he’s been scouting around outside the base when some huge gross wet thing crashed on top of him. He pushed it off and glared at it then looking up to see a window rattled shut. Oh so they were allowed to toss things out the window but he was forbidden? He kicked the wet thing. It jiggled on the impact.
(Eeeehahgah)
